me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
me: lemme show you a trick or two
middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
me: this one's called stealing
me: *runs away with it*
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
Imagine your icon in the middle of the night waking you up because there’s a spider in their room.